Intelligence blemish
Bao Bo:Doctor how know that 1 has a liking for a normal person to get intelligence blemish?
Doctor:Again easy however, you ask him a simple problem, if he answers not to come up, can judge his intelligence blemish.
Bao Bo:What problem?
Doctor:The database gram captain makes a tour of the world three times, and therein dies at a time, please ask is that.
Bao Bo:Still there are other problems ask?I have to admit I to history understanding of few.
Report to the police
A day police station receives a telephone and the voice of the other party is very urgent.
"Sir!Help!Quickly Help!"
"Young lady, do you slowly say, exactly take place what matter?"
"Thered is a cat to climb into my house to come!"
"A cat climbs to come in and should be a very great problem!"
"Don't go, don't go!This cat is very dangerous!The cat is very dangerous!"
"Young lady, don't fear, the cat isn't really dangerous ……"
"Sir, do you exactly are a police station here?BE the words of police station, I make a phone call to call you, you will save me!Hurry!The cat has been already come in, very dangerous!"
"Young lady, who are you exactly?"
"I am a parrot!I am a parrot!"
The road middle stabs Wei
2 stab Wei to arrive at street middle and they intend to cut through zebra crossing.
1 stabs Wei to say:Don't lead from this.
I am another to stab Wei to say:Why can't?
I am the first to stab Wei to say:Saw that suffer of zebra you to understand.
Polar bear household
A head of small Polar bear runs to ask a mother.
Small Polar bear:Mother, you are certain am I a Polar bear, don't be to test to pull perhaps palm tree bear?
The mother of the bear:Rightness of, son, you are really a Polar bear.
The small Polar bear runs again to ask father.
Small Polar bear:Father, you are certain am I a Polar bear, don't be to test to pull perhaps palm tree bear?
Father of the bear:Rightness of, boy, you are really a Polar bear.
The small Polar bear runs again to ask bear a grandpa.
Small Polar bear:Grandpa, you are certain am I a Polar bear, don't be to test to pull perhaps palm tree bear?
The grandpa of the bear:Rightness of, kid, you are really a Polar bear.Why want to ask so?
Small Polar bear:Because I am cold.
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