中文搞笑英语翻译

有没一些搞笑的英语翻译
就像 三国演义 翻译成The romance of Three Kingdoms
这样的
或者是中文谚语的意想不到的翻译也行。。。谢谢了 重赏!!!

常见搞笑翻译如下:

1、The king is awalys lucky 王老吉

2、Open water room.  开水间。

3、know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之,不知为不知。

4、American Chinese not enough 美中不足

5、heart flower angry open 心花怒放

6、go past no mistake past 走过路过,不要错过

7、as far as you go to die 有多远,死多远!

8、If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有,要命一条

9、you me you me 彼此彼此

10、seven up eight down 七上八下

11、love who who 爱谁谁

12、no three no four不三不四

13、morning three night four 朝三暮四

14、red face konw me 红颜知己

15、ten three point 十三点

16、no care three seven two ten one 不管三七二十一

17、You don’t bird me, I don’t bird you.你不鸟我,我也不鸟你。

18、You ask me,I ask who?你问我,我去问谁?

拓展资料

1、英汉翻译时不能英汉直译,以免造成上面的笑话。

2、翻译是在准确、通顺的基础上,把一种语言信息转变成另一种语言信息的行为。翻译是将一种相对陌生的表达方式,转换成相对熟悉的表达方式的过程。其内容有语言、文字、图形、符号和视频翻译。

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第1个回答  推荐于2017-12-16
1.we two who and who?
咱俩谁跟谁阿
  
2.how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你,怎么老是你?
  
3.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up !
你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
  
4.as far as you go to die
有多远,死多远!!!!
  
5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏,无事退朝
  
6.you me you me
彼此彼此
  
7.You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住!
8.know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之,不知为不知…
  
9.WATCH SISTER
表妹
  
10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
  
11..I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸
  
12.one car comeone car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述
  
13.heart flower angry open
心花怒放
  
14.go past no mistake past
走过路过,不要错过
  
15.小明:I am sorry!
  老外:I am sorry too!
  小明:I am sorry three!
老外:What are you sorry for?
  小明:I am sorry five!
  
16.If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I haveone!
要钱没有,要命一条
  
17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大,今年25。
  
18.you have two down son
你有两下子。
  
19.好好学习,天天向上:
good good study,day day up!

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第2个回答  2012-07-23
1.we two who and who?
咱俩谁跟谁阿
  
2.how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你,怎么老是你?
  
3.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up !
你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
  
4.as far as you go to die
有多远,死多远!!!!
  
5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏,无事退朝
  
6.you me you me
彼此彼此
  
7.You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住!
8.know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之,不知为不知…
  
9.WATCH SISTER
表妹
  
10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
  
11..I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸
  
12.one car comeone car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述
  
13.heart flower angry open
心花怒放
  
14.go past no mistake past
走过路过,不要错过
  
15.小明:I am sorry!
  老外:I am sorry too!
  小明:I am sorry three!
老外:What are you sorry for?
  小明:I am sorry five!
  
16.If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I haveone!
要钱没有,要命一条
  
17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大,今年25。
  
18.you have two down son
你有两下子。
  
19.好好学习,天天向上:
good good study,day day up!
第3个回答  2008-10-05
A piece of cake.:小菜一碟

Sick as a dog.:病重

Adam's apple.:喉结

Follow one's heart.:随心所欲

A tall order.:强人所难

Walls have ears.:隔墙有耳

A new broom sweeps clean.:新官上任三把火

An idle youth, a needy age.:少壮不努力,老大徒伤悲

Where there is a will, there is a way.:有志者,事竟成

A thousang-li journey is stated by taking the first step.:千里之行,始于足下

Give you colour to see see.:给你点儿颜色看看

good good study, day day up.: 好好学习,天天向上

a yellow dog.: 一个卑鄙的人

Monkey king.:美猴王

you me you me.: 彼此彼此

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第4个回答  2008-10-04
good good study day day up 好好学习天天向上
give you color to see see 给你点颜色看看
a yellow dog 一个卑鄙的人
a black sheeo 败家子
green hand 绿林
black Friday 黑色(倒霉)星期五
black tea 红茶
great man 伟人
from morning till night 从早到晚
the king of ring 指环王(就是电影----魔戒)
美猴王 ,MONKEY KING
joy division 快乐小分队
YEAH YEAH YEAHS 噎...噎...噎死
Damien Rice 大米·饭
The Cure 医疗部队
supergrass 劲草
Kaiser Chiefs 天王老子合唱团
blur 布勒合唱团
GREENDAY 青葱岁月
U2 你二
LOU REED 老李
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