1.Mother: "I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that?"
Johnny: "Well, I suppose it was so dark that I didn’t notice the other."
妈妈：“约翰尼，我今天早上在橱子里放了两块点心。现在就剩下一块了。你能解释一下吗？”
约翰尼：“嗯，我想是因为里面太黑我没看到另外那块。”
2.Kevin: My wife and I argue a lot. She is very touchy——the least thing sets her off.
Christopher: You’re lucky. Mine is a self-starter.
凯文：我和老婆经常吵架。她太爱发火——一点就着。
克里斯托弗：你是幸运的。我老婆是个自动发生器。
3."Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English."
The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"
The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"
"法官先生，我的当事人被指控偷窃，这是多么不公正啊。他一周前才来到纽约，几乎不认路。而且，他只会说几个英语单词。"
法官看了看被告，问道："你会说多少英文？"
被告抬起头，说："把你的钱包给我！"
4."Tom, what's the matter with your brother?" asked the mother in the kitchen. "He's crying."
"Oh, nothing, Mum," replied Tom. "I'm eating my cake. He is crying because I won't give him any."
"But has he finished his own cake?"
"Yes." said Tom. "And he also cried when I was helping him finish that."
"汤姆，你弟弟怎么了？" 妈妈在厨房里问。"他在哭。"
"没事儿，妈妈，" 汤姆答道。"我在吃我的蛋糕。他哭是因为我不给他吃。"
"他已经吃完自己的了么？"
"是的。" "我帮他吃完时，他也哭了。"
5.Dad: Tom, please tell me, which month has 28 days?
Tom: Every month.
爸爸：告诉我汤姆，哪个月有28天呢？
汤姆：每个月都有啊！