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十个英语笑话爆笑超短
急需:
英语
小
笑话
,简单短小,而且超级
爆笑
!谢了。
答:
1.Is it a boy or a girl A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?B:
It's a girl. She's my daughter.A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.B: I'm not. I'm her mother.翻译:...
英语
幽默
笑话超短
答:
英语幽默笑话如下:
1.Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam.
""Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite." Mother replied."Then I do hop...
急需:
英语
小
笑话
,简单短小,而且超级
爆笑
!谢了。
答:
1.Is it a boy or a girl\x0d\x0aA: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans.
Is it a boy or a girl?\x0d\x0aB: It's a girl. She's my daughter.\x0d\x0aA: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.\x0d\x...
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个英语笑话爆笑超短
答:
英语笑话
(一)Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小.但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤,而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子.这个答案很有意思吧?满意...
急求!小学五年级
英语
比赛
超短
小故事或超短小短文!求求你们,要快...
答:
1,Sleeping Pills Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled...
求一个
超短
的
英文笑话
(急~~~)
答:
i saw a saw saw a saw .我看见一个锯子在锯一个锯子 Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着"学校---慢行".Actually, it...
我要一则超级
搞笑
的
英语笑话
,简单点,60秒讲完,不长不短,要超级搞笑...
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A guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his boss.All during the sit-down dinner, the host's three-year-old girl stared at her father's boss sitting across from her. The girl could hardly eat her food for staring.The man checked his tie, felt his face ...
谁能给我
英语笑话
和故事???要很短,很简单,好背,不要复制,要独特,越多...
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1、昨天梦见上帝说可满足我一个愿望我拿出地球仪说要世界和平,他说太难换一个吧,我拿出你的照片说要这人变漂亮,他沉思了一下说拿地球仪我再看看。 2、一女奇丑,嫁不出去,希望被拐卖。终于梦想成真,却半月卖不出去。绑匪将其送回,她坚决不下车,绑匪咬牙一跺脚:走,车不要了 3、20年前爸爸抱着你等车,人...
求20个
超短
(30个字)的
笑话
答:
1.校长和
英语
老师一起去法国某中学访问,校长在礼堂讲话,英语老师做翻译。校长:“各位老师们,同学们!”英语老师:“ladies and gentlemen!”校长:“各位女士们,先生们!”英语老师-_-!想了下说:“Good morning!”校长:“早上好!”英语老师:…… ==”汗2.说有一只北极熊,因为雪地太刺眼了,必须要戴墨镜才能看东...
求完整版
笑话
。 大概就是,周一,周二………周天的
英文
,然后中文谐音
搞笑
...
答:
穿运动鞋,牛仔裤的都是学弟;穿拖鞋,大裤衩的就是学长了。”看过白娘子的都知道这典故,一天小青问:“姐姐,凭什么你就可以和凡人恋爱我就不可以。”白素贞:“你的修行不够!! ”小青:“修行不够又怎么样?”白素贞:“会下蛋…”小青:“……”来自3000
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