过几天要轮到我英语演讲，奈何本人英语实在太差，请大侠帮忙翻译一下下面的几个过渡句～十二万分感谢！...

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过几天要轮到我英语演讲，奈何本人英语实在太差，请大侠帮忙翻译一下下面的几个过渡句～十二万分感谢！“（）”里的也要翻译啊！视情况讲的！“[]”里的就算了。意思差不多就行，简单些的～
1、很高兴能够站在这里。我想给大家讲两个小笑话，让大家能够在下面的课堂学习前轻松一下。
2、第一个笑话是这样的：
[然后下面是网上随便找的一个英语笑话]
3、哦！为什么没有人笑呢？（为什么只有几个人笑呢？为什么只有Mrs.Hu笑了呢？）是这个笑话不够幽默吗？那么，我们来听下一个。
[接着是另一则笑话]
4、看来我的演讲很失败，大家看起来并没有很开心。
[我们是艺术班，10个人里9个人是听不懂英语的……
最后是结尾句，请大侠们帮我安个合适的收尾句吧～]

Answer 1

1.Very glad to stand here. I want to tell you two jokes, let everybody can in the following class before learning to relax
2.The first joke is this:
3.Oh. Why not smile? ( why do only a few people laugh? Why only Mrs.Hu laugh? ) Is this a joke humour? Then, we come to the next.
4.It seems that my speech is failure, everybody doesn't look very happy.
结尾句:Anyway, wish you happy 意思：不论怎样，愿大家开心
谢谢楼主，这是标准的

Answer 2

1 it is very fortunate for me to take two jokes to you ,and let you be relaxed.
2 teh first one is .....\
3wow why there is no person laughing (why there is only mrs hu laughing) ,then i will take the second one ........
4 it seems that my speech is very failure because all of you didn'd seem very happy ,thank you all the same (仍然谢谢你） 采吧本回答被网友采纳

Answer 3

1.Very glad to stand here.I want to tell you two jokes, let everybody can in the following class before learning to relax
2.The first joke is this:
3.Oh.Why not smile?(why do only a few people laugh?Why only Mrs.Hu laugh?)Is this a joke humour?Then, we come to the next.
4.It seems that my speech is failure, everybody doesn't look very happy.

Answer 4

1.i am glad to be here .to make you relax before our class,i want to to share two jokes with you.
2.and the first one tells...
3.oh,why nobody naugh?is the joke laking humor?ok,let's come to the next one.
4.well,it seems that i failed,see,you doesn't get happy.

Answer 5

In a few days to it's my turn to the English speech, but my English is so bad, please master to help interpret the following several transition sentence ~ 12 thank extremely! "()" will be translated ah! As the case speak! "[]" in calculate. The meaning about line, simple some ~
1, very happy to stand here. I'd like to tell you two little joke, let everybody can be in the classroom before study relax.
2, the first joke is this:
[then below is casually on the net looking for an English joke]
3, oh!Why no one laugh? (why only a few people laugh? Why only Mrs. Hu laugh? Is this a joke not enough humor? So, let's listen to the next.
[then is another a joke]
4, it seems that I speech is failure, you don't seem very happy.
[we are art class, 10 people in nine people is listening to don't understand English...
The last is ending sentence, please help me to the master, a suitable ending sentence ~]