帮忙翻译，演讲用的，尽量用通俗易懂的词

Question

有个人死了之后，来接他的天使对他说，恭喜你，在你死了之后，为你哭的人多，笑的人少。这是你生前对人好的结果，所以天堂之门已经为你打开。谁知那个人说，那我令愿下地狱，我不想再有人为我流眼泪，天使叹了口气说，已经太迟了，眼泪流出以后永远收不回了，于是这个天使拉着这很不开心的人上了天堂
不要英文的口吻，我是对中国人说的。简单易懂，要让大家都听懂

Answer 1

有个人死了之后，来接他的天使对他说，恭喜你，在你死了之后，为你哭的人多，笑的人少。这是你生前对人好的结果，所以天堂之门已经为你打开。谁知那个人说，那我令愿下地狱，我不想再有人为我流眼泪，天使叹了口气说，已经太迟了，眼泪流出以后永远收不回了，于是这个天使拉着这很不开心的人上了天堂

Someone is dead, the angel who picks him up says to him, 'congratulations, after your death, their are more people crys than those who smiles. This is the result of a good man when you were alive, so the door of heaven has been opened for you.' Unexpetedly, the man says, 'I rather go to hell, because I dont want anyone cry anymore for me.' The angel sighs and say, 'it is too late, you never get your tear back after it drops.' Then, the angel takes this unhappy man flying to the heaven.

讲故事用正常时，不用过去或者进行时

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再量身定做一个简单的给楼主

A man die, his receiving angel says, congratulations, after you die, people cry more, smile less, this is good result because you were good to people, so the heaven's door is open for you. Who knows the man say, I like to go hell, I dont want anyone cry for me. The angel sighs and say, it's too late, tear is not getting back forever, so this angel takes the unhappy man up to the heaven.

Answer 2

After there is personal dead, connect his angel to say to him, congratulate you, after you die, the person, who cry for you, is many, smile of the person is little.This is you while was living to person good result, so heaven it the door have already openned for you.Who know that person say, that my ream wishes to go to hell, I think someone to flow tears for me again, the angel sighed tone to say, already a day after the fair, the tears run off hereafter accept forever and return, hence this angel pulls this very not happy the person ascended heaven

Answer 3

楼上的太厉害了,看来我就不班门弄斧了.

Answer 4

考虑到楼主说是给中国人听的，而且要简单易懂，所以我就大部分都用很简单明了的单词，用简单句比较多．楼主可以参考下我的翻译：

有个人死了之后，来接他的天使对他说，恭喜你，在你死了之后，为你哭的人多，笑的人少。这是你生前对人好的结果，所以天堂之门已经为你打开。谁知那个人说，那我令愿下地狱，我不想再有人为我流眼泪，天使叹了口气说，已经太迟了，眼泪流出以后永远收不回了，于是这个天使拉着这很不开心的人上了天堂

A man died. And after his death, an angel comes to pick him up and says "congratulations. After you die, people will cry for you more, smile less. This is the good result because you were kind to others before you die, so the door of heaven is open for you."

But that man is not happy and says" I don't want others to cry for me, i'd rather go to hell". The angel signs, and says" It's too late. The tears cannot never be back in your eyes again."

Then the angel picks this quite unhappy man up to heaven.

（完）

Answer 5

答案：After there ising personal dead, connect his angel to say to him, congratulate you, after you died, the person cried for you many, smile of the person is little.This is you while was living to person good result, so the door of heaven has already opened for you.Who know that person says, that I make to wish to go to hell, I don't think someone to flow tears for me again, the angel sighed tone to say, already a day after the fair, tears run off hereafter accept not to return forever, hence this angel pulls this not very happy the person ascended heaven.

我已经用最简单的语言了……还有，如果不用英语的口吻，那么在

语法上会有一些漏洞。因为中英文语法差异很大。

Answer 6

高