第1个回答 2008-12-22
A mother saw her three-year-old son put nickel in his mouth and swallowed it .She immediately picked hime up, turned him upside down and hit him on the back, whereupon he coughed up two dimes.Frantically, she called to the father outside.
"Your son just swallowed a nickel and coughed up two dimes!What shall I do ?"
Yelled back the father ,"Keep feeding him nickels!"
母亲见三岁的儿子将一枚五分镍币放进嘴里吞了下去，她立刻将他抱起，头朝下不停地拍打他的后背，他咳出了两枚一角的硬币，她发狂似的朝正在外面的孩子父亲喊道：
“你儿子刚才吞下了一枚五分镍币，可咳出两枚一角的硬币！我该怎么办呢？“
孩子他爸大声回答道：“再喂他几枚五分镍币！”
Just Sew the Buttonhole
Husband: Did you sew the button on my shirt, darling?
Wife: No, dear. I couldn't find the button, so I just sewed up the buttonhole.
丈夫：你给我把扣子缝好了吗，亲爱的？
妻子：没有，亲爱的。我找不到扣子，所以我只把扣眼儿给缝上了。
To Give Up the Seat
Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."
"Well, you've done the right thing," says Mommy
"But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap."
让座
小约翰告诉妈妈：“早上我和爸爸坐公车时，他让我给一位女士让座。”
“好，你做得对。”妈妈说。
“但是，妈妈，我那时正坐在爸爸的大腿上。”
Be Much Worse
Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?
Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.
可能更糟
警察：当你的手表被抢的时候，你为什么不大声喊叫呢？
男士：如果我张嘴喊叫，他们就会发现我的四颗金牙。那样情况就更糟了！
My Baby Swallowed a Bullet
Young Mother: "Doctor, my baby swallowd a bullet. What shall I do ?
Doctor: "Don't point him at anybody."
年轻的妈妈说：“医生，我孩子吞下一颗子弹，我该怎么办？”
医生说：“不要让他指着任何人。”
第2个回答 2008-12-22
http://www.wwenglish.com/en/ez/3/index.htm 可以选一个Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
参考资料：http://www.wwenglish.com/en/ez/3/index.htm
第3个回答 2008-12-24
Questions:
1. What letter is a part of the head?
2. Which letter makes her hear?
3. Which four letters is the thief afraid of?
4. What part of a clock is always old?
5. What is white when it is dirty?
6. I jump into the water, what do I do?
7. What person tried to make you smile most of the time?
8. What is dark but made by light?
9. Why is six afraid of seven?
10. Why do lions eat raw meat?
11. I know a word of letters three. Add two, and fewer there will be.
12. What animal eats with its tail？
13. I have a tree in my hand.What kind of tree is it？
14. What fruit is never found singly？
15. What changes a pear into a pearl?
16. What question can never be answered by 'Yes'?
17. When do 2 and 2 make more than 4?
18. I have cities but no houses, forests but no trees, rivers without water. What am I?
19. I am something that has teeth but can't eat. What am I?
20. What is the smallest room in the world?
21. What kind of dog doesn't bite or bark?
22. What is the only thing you can break when you say its name?
Keys:
1.I (eye)
2.a
3.O I C U (Oh, I see you).
4.second-hand.（秒针；二手货）
5.blackboard
6.Waiter
7.A photographer
8.A shadow
9.Because seven eight nine.
10.Because they never learn to cook.
11.'few'
12.All animals do. No one takes off its tail while eating.
13.It's a palm.
14.pear梨，音似 pair，一对
15.the letter “l”
16.Are you asleep?
17.When they make 22.
18.A map
19.A comb
20.Mushroom.
21.Hot dog
22.silence