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Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.(å¦çï¼çåæè¾¹çå°±æ¯éº»éï¼éº»éæè¾¹çå°±æ¯çåã)
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"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" ( âä½ çæ¯ä¸ªå¥½å©åï¼âå¦å¦éªå²å°è¯´ãâåç»ä½ 两åé±ãå¯ä½ 为ä»ä¹å¯¹é£ä½è太太é£ä¹æå
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"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English."
The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"
The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"
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"Oh, nothing, Mum," replied Tom. "I'm eating my cake. He is crying because I won't give him any."
"But has he finished his own cake?"
"Yes." said Tom. "And he also cried when I was helping him finish that."
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A guy says to his friend, "Guess how many coins I have in my pocket."
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The first guys says, "If you guess right, I'll give you both of them!"
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Looking very unhappy, a poor man entered a doctor's consulting-room.
"Doctor," he said, "you must help me. I swallowed a penny about a month ago."
"Good heavens, man!" said the doctor. "Why have you waited so long? Why don't you come to me on the day you swallowed it?"
"To tell you the truth, Doctor," the poor man replied, "I didn't need the money so badly then."
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"To be deaf," replied the boy.
"Nonsense!" said the teacher angrily.
"Why, sir! Don't you know that the famous musician Beethoven was deaf?" the boy asked in reply disdainfully.
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