第3个回答 2013-08-18
暴强Chiglish
初中时,老师叫翻译Who is this man ?
波罗翻译:这是谁的男人?
全班大笑,老师无语。
We two who and who !
咱两谁跟谁啊!
How are you ? how old are you ?
怎么是你,怎么老是你?
You don’t dirb me , I don’t dirb you .
你不鸟我,我也不鸟你。
You have seed I will give you some color to see see , brothers ! together up !
你有种,我要给你颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
You give me stop !!
你给我站住!
Watch sisiter
表妹
Dragon born dragon ,chicken born chicken , mouse son can make hole !!
龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
One car come one car go ,two car pengpeng ,people die
车祸现场描述
波罗:I ma sorry!
老外:I am sorry too!
波罗:I am sorry rhree!
老外:What are you sorry for ?]
波罗: I am sorry five !
If you want money , I have no;
if you want life , I have one !
要钱没有,要命有一条!
I can Li old big .toyear 25。
我叫李老大,今年25.
You have two down son .
你有两下子。
As far as you go to die !
有多远,死多远。
I give you face you don’t want face, you lose you face ,I turn my face!
给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸~
做早操:do morning f*ck
做课间操:do class between f*ck
英俊:Give you some colours to see see!(给你点颜色看看)
马可:You try try see (试试看)
雇主:How much do you want a month ?
保姆:800 yuan ,eat you ,sleep you .
800块,吃你的,住你的。
30 years river east 30 years river west
三十年河东三十年河西
Hwllo everybody ! if you have something to say ! If you have nothing to say ,go home
有事启奏,无事退朝
You me you me
彼此彼此
American Chinese not enough
美中不足
Heart flower angry open
心花怒放
Go past no mistake past
走过路过,千万别错过
Know is know no know is no know
知之为之知之,不知为不知
People mountain and people sea
人山人海
seven up eight down
七 上八下
No three no four
不三不四