急求1个英语小故事 要有人物对话 短点的幽默点的 大概2分钟左右要带翻译的

Question

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Answer 1

It was Sunday. I never get up early on Sundays. I sometimes stay in bed until lunchtime. Last Sunday I got up very late. I looked out of the window. It was dark outside. 'What a day!' I thought. 'It's raining again.' Just then, the telephone rang. It was my aunt Lucy. 'I've just arrived by train,' she said. 'I'm coming to see you.'
'But I'm still having breakfast,' I said.
'What are you doing?' she asked.
'I'm having breakfast,' I repeated.
'Dear me,' she said. 'Do you always get up so late? It's one o'clock!'

那是个星期天，而在星期天我是从来不早起的，有时我要一直躺到吃午饭的时候。上个星期天，我起得很晚。我望望窗外，外面一片昏暗。“糟糕天气！”我想，“又下雨了。”正在这时，电话铃响了。是我姑母露西打来的。“我刚下火车，”她说，“我这就来看你。”
“但我还在吃早饭，”我说。
“你在干什么？”她问道。
“我正在吃早饭，”我又说了一遍。
“天啊，”她说，“你总是起得这么晚吗？现在已经1点钟了！”

Answer 2

1 A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?The father replied: I don 't know son. I 'm still paying!!

一个小男孩问他的爸爸，结婚要花多少钱？爸爸说：我不知道，因为我仍然在付帐。
2 A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"
"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."
"Well done. Who was that?"
"My granny."
"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."
"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"一个主日学校校(基督教教会为了向儿童灌输宗教思想, 在星期天开办的儿童班)的老师在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。“现在，孩子们，”她说：“你们当中有谁让别人高兴过？”
“我，老师，”一个小男孩说：“昨天我就使别人高兴过。”
“做得好，是谁呢？”
“我奶奶。”
“好孩子。现在告诉我们，你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的。”
“是这样的，老师。我昨天去看她，在她那儿呆了三个小时。然后我跟她说：‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她说：‘啊，我很高兴！

Answer 3

Professor Laurie of Glasgow put his notice on his door: "Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today."
A student, after reading the notice, rubbed out the "c".
Later Professor Laurie came along, and entering into the spirit of the joke, rubbed out the "l".

班和笨驴

　　格拉斯哥的劳里教授在门上贴了这样一个通知：“劳里教授今天不见他的班级。”
　　一个学生读了通知后，擦掉了字母“c”(lass：姑娘)。
　　后来劳里教授来了，也想开开玩笑，他擦掉了字母“l”(ass：笨驴)。

Answer 4

A：Congratulations,sir.you've got the first prize in our online game.May I have your name ,please?
(恭喜你获得了电话游戏一等奖，请告诉我你的名字）

B:Are you kidding?
（真的么？误：你是凯丁么？）

A：KATING（凯丁）?OH,sorry,I 'm not,and I can't tell you my name either,but my serve number is 002.And your name please?
（凯丁?我不是，抱歉我也不能告诉您我的名字，我的服务号码是002.您的名字是？）

B: Don't make fool of me,I'm serious.
（别玩儿我，我是认真的。（误，我是希尔瑞斯）

A:Sirius ？WOW~the name same as Harry Potter's God father!And are you Black too?
（希尔瑞斯？天啊，和哈利波特的教父的名字一样。您也叫布莱克么？（误：你是黑人么？

B:No way!I'm white!
（不，我是白人）