Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience. At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America." 它们是从美国直接带来的 一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久,到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元。在银行柜台,银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票,看是否有假。 这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦,最后实在忍耐不住说:“相信我,先生,也请你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元,它们是从美国直接带来的。” 昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的: 前台小姐:“Hello.” 老外:“Hi.” 前台小姐:“You have what thing?” 老外:“Can you speak english?” 前台小姐:“If I not speak english, I am speaking what?” 老外:“Can anybody else speak english?” 前台小姐:“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!” 老外:“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?” 前台小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?” 老外:“I want to speak to your head.” 前台小姐:“Head not zai. You tomorrow come!” Let me take it down An elephant said to a mouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen ." "Pless ,say it again .Let me take it down ."the mouse said ."I will tell a flea what I know." 为我所用 一头大象对一只小老鼠说:“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西。” “请再说一遍,让我把它记下来。”老鼠说。“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning? Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".
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