第1个回答 2011-12-11
我当小老师
在学校,我是个普通平凡的学生,可是在家里,我却改头换面,摇身一变成了大名鼎鼎的小老师。
今天是星期天,小小课堂又开办了。这节课讲的是奥数题。我的两位独门弟子——爸爸和妈妈,早已拿着作业本,搬着板凳,规规矩矩地坐在桌子旁边。我呢?则夹着书本和教案(习题答案),晃晃悠悠地进了教室——阳台。
“咳,咳!”我清了清嗓子喊道,“上课!起立!”。“老师好!”两位学生齐声回答。本老师的教学风格是“废话少说,快速讲课”,所以,我直接在黑板——门上飞快地抄着习题。刚开始教室里鸦雀无声,可是不一会儿,我的两位弟子和天下所有学生一样,开始交头接耳、小声嘀咕了。和天下所有老师一样,我生气了,丢下粉笔,阻止说话。课堂又恢复了平静。终于抄好习题了,两位学生开始埋头做题。还不错,不到五分钟作业便交上来了,我当堂批改。爸爸作业工整,全部正确,我握着红笔在爸爸的本上满心欢喜地打了个“优”。“耶!”爸爸高兴地尖叫起来。妈妈紧张地站在旁边,我在妈妈的本上毫不留情地画了个“良”。“我怎么错了?!”妈妈还想为自己争辩。我便仔细地给她分析讲解这道题。妈妈终于明白了。接着是一道简单的计算题,可结果是:妈妈呆愣着不会算,爸爸因为运算过程错了,而只得了个“良”。我气得真是捶胸顿足,可生气也不是办法呀。我只好把题讲了一遍,让他们比较“一般算法”和“简便算法”哪个省事。两人这时才恍然大悟,原来这题是让运用简便算法的。
今天我可算体会到了老师的辛苦。
第2个回答 2011-12-12
难忘的一件事
随着时间的流逝,许多事情都被我渐渐淡忘了,但是,有一件事却让我记忆犹新。
有一次,我和爸爸妈妈一起去明明理发店理发。我理完发,就去洗头间找妈妈。我走进洗头间,“妈妈”正在洗头呢!我跑上前,不由分说地抱住了“妈妈”,还吻了她几下。这时,我发现,“妈妈”脖子上多了一串珍珠项链,很奇怪,心想:咦?什么时候妈妈也赶时髦了?我便对妈妈说:“妈妈!你这项链真漂亮,送给我吧!”说着,伸出手就要去拿“妈妈”的珍珠项链。“妈妈吓得连忙用手护住项链,瞪大眼睛,害怕地说:“你---你要干什--什么?别吓--吓我!”我笑着说:“妈妈,你怎么一洗头就翻脸不认人了?”忽然,爸爸走进来,惊讶地问:“陆羽琴,你不去看妈妈,到这里来干什么?”我听了,满腹狐疑,指着脸色苍白的“妈妈”说:“妈妈不是在这儿吗?”爸爸见了,指着那儿,说:“这才是你的妈妈!”我一看,果然,妈妈正在那儿染发呢!我顿时恍然大悟,原来,我认错妈妈了。一旁的人们笑得前仰后合。我尴尬地站在那儿,心想:完了,今天可出大丑了!我脸涨得通红,真想找个地缝钻进去。幸好,妈妈叫我回家了,我才吐了吐舌头,飞快地跑出了理发店。
第3个回答 2011-12-24
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