第1个回答 2011-10-23
某班来了个新生！
A class to a new!
一天，老师问他：你多大了？
One day, the teacher asked him: how old are you? MS
学生：请问老师是问我哪里多大？
Student: teacher asked me where much? MS
老师：你的年龄。
Teacher: your age. MS
学生：哦，请问老师是想知道我去年的年龄还是今年的年龄？
Student: Oh, please ask the teacher to know my last year of age or age this year? MS
老师：废话，肯定是今年的拉。
Teacher: nonsense, certainly this year pull. MS
学生：哦，请问老师是要我现在告诉你还是下课在告诉你？
Student: Oh, excuse me the teacher want me tell you now or after class to tell you? MS
老师：现在。
Teacher: now. MS
学生：哦，请问老师要我大声说还是小声说呢？
Student: Oh, excuse me the teacher asked me to speak or talk? MS
老师：靠，你说还是不说阿！少忽悠我！
Teacher : depend, you say or not to say! Little fool me! MS
学生：说，请问老师为什么想要知道我多大呢？
Student: say, ask the teacher why do you want to know how old I am? MS
老师：我随便问问不行吗？
Teacher: I ask you? MS
学生：哦，那我不回答不行么？
Student: Oh, I didn't answer it? MS
老师：汗死………
Teacher: death ... ... ...
“算拉，算拉，同学们，我们今天的课题就是重复一下反义词。老师说一句，你们接一句，OK！
" Count, count, classmates, today our topic is to repeat the antonym. The teacher say, you pick a, OK! MS
老师：今天天气很好
Teacher: good weather today right
学生：明天天气很坏
Student: tomorrow's weather is bad because
老师：我昨天吃鱼头
Teacher: I ate yesterday I head
学生：你今天吃龟Tou
Student: you eat chelonian Tou around today
老师：错误
Teacher: error action
学生：正确
Student: the correct action
老师：我说错误
Teacher: I said wrong right
学生：我说正确
Student: I said right right
老师：你这个笨蛋
Teacher: you idiot I
学生：我这个天才
Student: genius that I am right
老师：你给我站起来
Teacher: you give me to stand up right
学生：我给你坐下去
Student: I give you sit down right
老师：老师叫你站起来，听见没？
Teacher : teacher told you stand up, you hear? MS
学生：老师叫我坐下去，听见了！
Students: the teacher asked me to sit down, hear! MS
老师：你敢不听老师的话
Teacher: How dare you do not listen to the teacher Ms
学生：我不敢听老师的话
Student: I can't listen to the teacher Ms
老师：你知道你刚刚说了什么？
Teacher: do you know what did you say just now? MS
学生：我知道我现在没说什么？
Student: I know I'm not what to say? MS
老师：这位同学，我知道你是故意的
Teacher : the students, I know you did it right
学生：那位老师，你知道我不是故意的
Student: teacher, I love you right
老师：你没大没小
Teacher: you show no respect for elders around
学生：我有小有大
Student: I have little big kiss
老师：你这么小不学好
Teacher: you are so small I do not learn
学生：我这么大才学坏
Student: I am so bad I learned
老师：我不想说你了
Teacher: I don't want to say to you right
学生：你又想说我了
Student: you want me around
老师：你给我停止
Teacher: you give me stop right
学生：我给你继续
Student: I give you the right to continue
老师：算我怕你，停止好么？
Teacher: I'm afraid of you, to stop the good? MS
学生：我不怕你，继续好么？
Student: I'm not afraid of you, continue? MS
老师：反义词练习到此结束
Teacher: antonym exercise ended around
学生：近义词练习现在开始
Student: I practice now synonyms
老师：你有完没完阿
Teacher: are you finished a kiss
学生：我没完没了阿
Student: I O endless kiss
老师：你没教养阿
Teacher: you didn't rearing a kiss
学生：我有教养阿
Student: I have a strange upbringing
老师：难道你像一个有教养的人吗？
Teacher: do you like a gentleman? MS
学生：难道我不像没有教养的人吗？
Student: I like a barbarian? MS
老师：郁闷阿
Teacher: depressed a kiss
学生：高兴阿
Student: glad I O
老师：我快被你气死拉
Teacher: I got you piss pull around
学生：你快被我气活拉
Student: you soon I live I pull gas
老师：你能不能不说话阿
Teacher: you can 't talk right
学生：我能不能不闭嘴阿
Student: I can 't shut up a strange
老师：你继续吧，这课我不上了，我走。
Teacher: you go, this class I don't go, I go. MS
学生：我停止吧，这课还得上，我来。
Student: I stop, this course also, I'll.
第2个回答 2011-10-23
A class to a new!!!!!
One day, the teacher ask him: you DuoDa?
Student: excuse me, the teacher ask me where DuoDa?
Teacher: your age.
Student: oh, excuse me the teacher is to want to know my last year's age or this year's age?
Teacher: nonsense, affirmation is this year's pull.
Student: oh, excuse me, the teacher should I tell you now in class or tell you?
Teacher: now.
Student: oh, excuse me, teacher will I loudly say or the small voice say?
Teacher: depend, you said or don't say! Little teasing me!
Student: "tell me, please, the teacher why want to know that I DuoDa?
Teacher: I literally ask not line?
Student: oh, that I don't answer not line?
Teacher: khan died................
"Count pull, calculate pull, the classmates, today our topic is repeat antonyms. The teacher say 1, you pick up a, OK!
Teacher: the weather of today is very good
Student: the weather is bad tomorrow
Teacher: I eat fish head yesterday
Student: do you eat turtle Tou today
Teacher: wrong
Student: correct
Teacher: I said mistakes
Student: I said correctly
Teacher: you fool
Student: I this genius
Teacher: you give I stand up
Student: I give you sit down
Teacher: the teacher that you stand up and heard no?
Student: the teacher called on me to sit down, and heard!!!!!
Teacher: you dare not to listen to the teacher's words
Student: I can't listen to the teacher's words
Teacher: you know what you just said???????
Student: I know that I now didn't say???????
Teacher: the classmate, I know you be intentionally
Student: the teacher, you know I am not intentionally
Teacher: you MeiDaMeiXiao
Student: I have a little big
Teacher: you are so small don't learn
Student: I am so old do negative
Teacher: I don't want to say you
Student: and you want to say me
Teacher: you give me stop
Student: I give you continue to
Teacher: I'm afraid of you, stop?
Student: I'm not afraid of you, to continue?
Teacher: antonyms practice ends
Student: near synonyms practice now
Teacher: you have finished o
Student: I endless o
Teacher: you didn't cultivated o
Student: I have o education
Teacher: don't you like an educated person?
Student: can't I like no civilized person?
Teacher: o depressed
Student: happy o
Teacher: I got you piss pull
Student: you are quick to be my spirit live pull
Teacher: can't you stop talking o
Student: can I have to shut up o
Teacher: you keep it up, this class I don't, I go.
Student: I stop right, this class have to, I come.本回答被提问者和网友采纳
第3个回答 2011-10-23
A class to a new!
One day, the teacher asked him: how old are you? MS
Student: teacher asked me where much? MS
Teacher: your age. MS
Student: Oh, please ask the teacher to know my last year of age or age this year? MS
Teacher: nonsense, certainly this year pull. MS
Student: Oh, excuse me the teacher want me tell you now or after class to tell you? MS
Teacher: now. MS
Student: Oh, excuse me the teacher asked me to speak or talk? MS
Teacher : depend, you say or not to say! Little fool me! MS
Student: say, ask the teacher why do you want to know how old I am? MS
Teacher: I ask you? MS
Student: Oh, I didn't answer it? MS
Teacher: death ... ... ...
" Count, count, classmates, today our topic is to repeat the antonym. The teacher say, you pick a, OK! MS
Teacher: good weather today right
Student: tomorrow's weather is bad because
Teacher: I ate yesterday I head
Student: you eat chelonian Tou around today
Teacher: error action
Student: the correct action
Teacher: I said wrong right
Student: I said right right
Teacher: you idiot I
Student: genius that I am right
Teacher: you give me to stand up right
Student: I give you sit down right
Teacher : teacher told you stand up, you hear? MS
Students: the teacher asked me to sit down, hear! MS
Teacher: How dare you do not listen to the teacher Ms
Student: I can't listen to the teacher Ms
Teacher: do you know what did you say just now? MS
Student: I know I'm not what to say? MS
Teacher : the students, I know you did it right
Student: teacher, I love you right
Teacher: you show no respect for elders around
Student: I have little big kiss
Teacher: you are so small I do not learn
Student: I am so bad I learned
Teacher: I don't want to say to you right
Student: you want me around
Teacher: you give me stop right
Student: I give you the right to continue
Teacher: I'm afraid of you, to stop the good? MS
Student: I'm not afraid of you, continue? MS
Teacher: antonym exercise ended around
Student: I practice now synonyms
Teacher: are you finished a kiss
Student: I O endless kiss
Teacher: you didn't rearing a kiss
Student: I have a strange upbringing
Teacher: do you like a gentleman? MS
Student: I like a barbarian? MS
Teacher: depressed a kiss
Student: glad I O
Teacher: I got you piss pull around
Student: you soon I live I pull gas
Teacher: you can 't talk right
Student: I can 't shut up a strange
Teacher: you go, this class I don't go, I go. MS
Student: I stop, this course also, I'll.