On a rural road a state trooper(正常是军队的意思，但是有时也可指一个人在这里是州警的意思) pulled a farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"
To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"
在一条乡村公路上一州警让一农夫停车对他说：“先生，难道你没有意识到你妻子已经掉下车，离你几英里远了吗”？
对此农夫回到：“感谢上帝，我还以为我聋了呢！”（讽刺女人话多。PS你不是女的吧？呵呵）
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast.
For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. Finally, he told the village chief to kill a cow and give him its hide. Draping the skin over his shoulders, he went to the pasture to wait for the lion.
In the middle of the night, the villagers woke to the sound of blood-curdling shrieks coming from the pasture. As they carefully approached, they saw the hunter on the ground, groaning in pain. There was no sign of the lion.
What happened, Jonesie? Where is the lion? asked the chief.
Forget the damn lion! he howled. Which one of you idiots let the fucking bull loose?
一个小村庄被一头吃人的狮子骚扰，所以村长给伟大的猎人杰尼亚传去消息让他来杀死那只狮子。杰尼亚在一个地方隐藏了几夜都没看到那只狮子，没办法他只好要村长杀死一斗牛并把牛皮给他，披上牛皮他就去了牧场等那只狮子。
半夜村长被来自牧场令人毛骨悚然的尖叫声所吵醒，等他小心翼翼接近时，他只看到杰尼亚痛苦的在地上呻吟，哪里有狮子的身影？“发生什么了？狮子在哪里？”村长问到
“别提那该死的狮子了”他吼道“你们哪个白痴他妈的放了那只公牛？”
A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing-eye dog one day. They come to a busy intersection, and the dog, ignoring the high volume of traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind man right out into the thick of traffic. This is followed by the screech of tires and horns blaring as panicked drivers try desperately not to run the pair down.
The blind man and the dog finally reach the safety of the sidewalk on the other side of the street, and the blind man pulls a cookie out of his coat pocket, which he offers to the dog.
A passerby, having observed the near fatal incident, can't control his amazement and says to the blind man, "Why on earth are you rewarding your dog with a cookie? He nearly got you killed!"
The blind man turns partially in his direction and replies,
"To find out where his head is, so I can kick his ass.
一天一个盲人和他的导盲犬在街上散步，他们来到了一个繁忙的十字路口他的狗没有管，拥堵的交通直接将盲人直接带进了最拥挤的路面，随之便传来密集的司机为了竭力避免撞到他们发出刹车声鸣笛声。
那个盲人和那只狗最终安全的到了马路对面，然后那个男人从他口袋掏出曲奇饼给他的够吃。一个看到了这个几乎将要发生的事故全过程的路人不能抑制他的好奇跑过去问那个盲人“你到底为什么要奖赏你的狗这些曲奇”
盲人稍微转了一下身说道“先找到它的头，然后我方便踢它的屁股”
The head teacher was taking her class round an art gallery. She stopped in front of one exhibit, and sneered at the guide, "I suppose that is some kind of modern art?"
"No, madam," replied the guide. "I'm afraid it's a mirror.
班主任老师带着学生参观一个艺术画廊。她停在面前的一件展品，对导游笑道，“我想这是某种现代艺术吧？”
“不，女士，”导游回答到。 “恐怕这是一面镜子。（讽刺那个老师的相貌）
参考资料：ChinaDaily .com