1.You are not my milk, and I'm not your oero, don't come with me a dip...
你不是我的牛奶， 我也不是你的奥利奥，别跟我来泡一泡。。。。。
2.In a bad mood today. Just want to speak four words. Including the first two sentences. My words are ended.
今天心情不好。只想讲四句话。包括前面两句。我的话说完了。
3. 突然发现： 剪刀石头布 - 原来就是 2.5.0.
suddenly find that so rock-paper-scissors - originally is2.5.0
4.我知道，你在我旁边耍帅、是让我注意你，但每次都会出丑， 让我很无奈、、I know, you beside me play handsome, is let me note you, but always gaffes, let me very helpless,,
5.我想抓住你的手，可是抓不住，你为什么要涂肥皂呢I want to hold your hand, but couldn't catch, you why want tu2 soap
6 心跳乱了节奏Heartbeat random rhythm
7.楼上跑跑楼下跑跑找了半天的手机 最后竟然发现手机在自己 的手上Upstairs downstairs to run to seek along while, the mobile phone finally discover unexpectedly in his hand
8.人死不能复生，所以求你别在我坟前哭了People die not, so please don't contested in my grave and cry
.别以为我是吃素的、偶尔也吃吃肉. Don't think I'm a vegetarian, occasionally also eat meat本想优雅转身，不幸华丽撞墙‘This want to grace, unfortunately, luxuriant wall 'turn
想起当年俺们宿舍一哥们抢别人的包子吃，边吃边说：就这玩 意儿，只配塞屁股Remembered the ans dormitory a the elder brothers rob someone else's steamed stuffed bun eat, ate and said: just this play meaning son, deserves plug butt
一个人骂另外一个人：“我真想狠狠地往你脸上吐一泡狗 屎！”A person scold another person: "I really want to ruthlessly to spit on your face a bubble shit!"
小猪说：“我是猪娘养的！”The piggy say: "I am a pig * * * er!" 小鸡说：“我是鸡娘养的！”The chicken say: "I is a chicken * * * er!" 小狗说：“你们聊，我先走了！”The puppy say: "you chat and I walked first!"
癞蛤蟆跳悬崖，愣装自己是蝙蝠侠Toad jump off the cliff, leng outfit yourself is the batman献花wreath-laying
我爱的鸟已经飞走了，爱我的鸟已被打死了I love the bird has already left, love my bird has been killed
等我有钱了，我就买三部手机，一部发短信 ,一部打电话,还 有一部玩游戏。Wait me rich, I buy three cell phone, a hair message, a phone, still have a play games.献花wreath-laying(2)(2)扔蛋Throw eggs(8)(8)
” //、语文老师总结的红杏出墙原因：1、墙太矮，2、树太 高，3、风太急！"/ /, the Chinese teacher summary lmond wall reason: 1, walls too short, 2, 3, too high, tree wind too nasty!
别人手牵手，我牵我的狗，走一走，游一游，看谁不爽咬两 口。Others go hand in hand, I hold my dog, walking to swim a swim, see who upset bite two mouths.献花wreath-laying(7)(7)扔蛋Throw eggs(0)(0)
我是光棍我可耻，我给国家浪费纸I was ashamed, and I give my bachelor's national waste paper
让暴风雨来的更猛烈点吧，让那些约会的都淋成落汤鸡、Let the storm come more violent point, let those dating all get wet,
今天心情不好。In a bad mood today.只想讲四句话。Just want to speak four words.包括前面两句。Including the first two sentences.我的话说完 了。My words say that finish.献花wreath-laying(6)(6)
如果我中了五百万，我觉得还是捐进自己的账户吧。If I win 5 million dollars, I feel or donate into their own account!献花wreath-laying(3)(3)
要不是老师说不能乱扔垃圾，不然我早把你扔出去。If it weren't for the teacher say no littering, otherwise I early throw you out.
媳妇没了可以再找。Daughter-in-law didn't can get.妈只有一个。Mom is only one.
.老师说过：世上没有后悔药，只有老鼠药~. Teachers said: there is no regret medicine, only a rat medicine ~
人活着活着就死了。People alive alive died.电脑玩着玩着就坏了....Computer playing just bad...
╰世界最可恶的事莫如一张生气的脸、世界最下流的 事莫如把生气的脸摆给旁人看╮╰ world the most abominable things won a angry face, the world is the dirtiest thing the angry face to put ╮ others see
每次考试自己越有把握的科目,永远都给自己一个打击。Every examination subjects, the more sure of himself always give yourself a blow.
考试是浮云，考完就成乌云。Exam is fleeting, take an examination of it into clouds.
找头像、找网名、找完以后我才发现，找对象和这些比起来不算什 么。Find portraits, find net, seek after I found out, look for objects and these than up what does not.
宁肯相信世界上有鬼也别相信男人的那张破嘴。Would rather believe the world in ghosts don't believe a man that zhang po4 zui3. 我真后悔我这张破嘴怎么当年取了你这么一位貌美如花的女 鬼。I really regret my that zhang po4 zui3 took you so how when a beauty such as flower of female demons.
拜托不要叫他动脑子好不好－－左脑全是水，右脑全是面粉，不 动便罢了，一动全是浆糊。Please don't call him move the brain is good - left brain was full of water, the right is all flour, motionless and just, the move is all paste
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