第1个回答 2011-02-16
money and friend
Which do you find more important, money or friends?
B: Friends, of course.
A: Why?
B: I can always borrow money from friends.
钱和朋友
甲:你认为钱和朋友哪一个更重要?
乙:当然是朋友。
甲:为什么?
乙:我总可以从朋友那儿借到钱
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Little Robert
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.
"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
我三年级的时候看到的两个英语小笑话,个人认为比较简单 ,最近还看到几个比较简短的The Fish Net
"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"
"A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.
鱼网
"你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗,安?" 老师发问道。
"把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。" 小女孩回答道。
3. The New Teacher
George comes from school on the first of September.
"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.
"I didn\'t like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."
新老师
9月1日, 乔治放学回到家里。
"乔治,你喜欢你们的新老师吗?" 妈妈问。
"妈妈,我不喜欢,因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。"
第2个回答 2011-02-04
The little snail asks mother: why do we from birth, must shoulder the hard and heavy shell?
Mom: because our body does not have skeleton's support, can only crawl, also crawls not quickly. Therefore wants this shell protection!
The little snail: caterpillars sister no bones, also climb is unpleasant, why she but need not carry on the back the hard and heavy shell?
Mom: because caterpillar sister can become a butterfly, the sky can protect her anyway.
The little snail: but the earthworm younger brother didn't also bones crawls not quickly, also won't become a butterfly he what don't carry this hard and heavy shell?
Mom: because the earthworm younger brother will drill the earth, the earth will protect him!
The little snail crying: we pity, the sky, the earth do not protect nor protection.
Aunt snail comforts him: "so we have the shell!" We don't geogrophical, also depend on the place, we rely on yourself.
小蜗牛问妈妈:为什么我们从生下来,就要背负这个又硬又重的壳呢?
妈妈:因为我们的身体没有骨骼的支撑,只能爬,又爬不快。所以要这个壳的保护!
小蜗牛:毛虫妹妹没有骨头,也爬不快,为什么她却不用背这个又硬又重的壳呢?
妈妈:因为毛虫妹妹能变成蝴蝶,天空会保护她啊。
小蜗牛:可是蚯蚓弟弟也没骨头爬不快,也不会变成蝴蝶他什么不背这个又硬又重的壳呢?
妈妈:因为蚯蚓弟弟会钻土, 大地会保护他啊。
小蜗牛哭了起来:我们好可怜,天空不保护,大地也不保护。
蜗牛妈妈安慰他:「所以我们有壳啊!」我们不靠天,也不靠地,我们靠自己。
第3个回答 2012-12-05
The Old Cat
An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could not bite it.
Then the old woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the mouse. She began to hit the cat. The cat said, "Do not hit your old servant. I have worked for you for many years, and I would work for you still, but I am too old. Do not be unkind to the old, but remember what good work the old did when they were young."
意思就是:老猫
一位老妇有只猫,这只猫很老,它跑不快了,也咬不了东西,因为它年纪太大了。一天,老猫发现一只老鼠,它跳过去抓这只老鼠,然而,它咬不住这只老鼠。因此,老鼠从它的嘴边溜掉了,因为老猫咬不了它。
于是,老妇很生气,因为老猫没有把老鼠咬死。她开始打这只猫,猫说:“不要打你的老仆人,我已经为你服务了很多年,而且还愿意为你效劳,但是,我实在太老了,对年纪大的不要这么无情,要记住老年人在年青时所做过的有益的事情。”
第4个回答 2011-02-09
Many years ago two men were traveling together They were walking along a road in the wood.
Then they found a beautiful ax on the ground. One of them picked it up and said, “Look here have found an ax.”
“Don't say I, but we have found the ax,” said the other “We are friends. We ought to share it between us.”
“No,” said the first one, “I found the ax, so it is mine.”
Soon after they heard someone running after them. They looked back. They found He called out, “Stop, thieves! Stop, thieves !”
The first traveler said, “What shall we do? He is running after us. We shall be caught by him.” “Don't say we, but I shall be caught. You found the ax, and you say it is yours,” said the other, and left him alone.
The first traveler tried to hide the ax, but he did not know where to hide it. And at last he was caught by the owner of the ax.
第5个回答 2012-06-21
The Old Cat
An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could not bite it.
Then the old woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the mouse. She began to hit the cat. The cat said, "Do not hit your old servant. I have worked for you for many years, and I would work for you still, but I am too old. Do not be unkind to the old, but remember what good work the old did when they were young."