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幽默英语，英语小故事，小短文，介绍你喜欢的明星，这样子都可以的.
HOW TO GET HAPPINESS 如何获得快乐
There is no doubt that happiness is the most precious thing in the world. Without it, life will be empty and meaningless. If you wish to know how to get happiness, you must pay attention to the following two points.
First, health is the secret of happiness (the key to happiness). Only a strong man can enjoy the pleasure of life.
Secondly, happiness consists in contentment. A man who is dissatisfied with his present condition is always in distress.
无疑的快乐是世界上最宝贵的东西。没有它，人生将是空虚的而且毫无意义的。如果你希望知道如何获得快乐，你须注意下面两点。
健康是快乐的要诀。唯有身体强壮的人才能享受人生的乐趣。
快乐在于知足。一个不满于现状的人终是处在痛苦之中。
英语幽默:English Humours
When Was Rome Built? 罗马是什么时候建成的？
Teacher: When was Rome built?
Tom: At night.
Teacher: Who told you that?
Tom: You did. You said Rome wasn't built in a day.
老师：罗马是什么时候建成的？
汤姆：在夜里建成的。
老师：谁告诉你的？
汤姆：是您啊。您说过罗马不是在一个白天建成的。
孔子名言：Famous saying of Confucius
学而时习之，不亦说乎？
Is it not pleasant to learn with a constant perseverance and application?
温故而知新，可以为师矣。
If a man keeps cherishing his old knowledge, so as continually to be acquiring new, he may be a teacher of others。
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英语格言:English proverbs
The time of life is short ; to spend that shortness basely, it would be too long .
人生苦短，若虚度年华，则短暂的人生就太长了。(英国剧作家 莎士比亚. W.)
Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.-Shakespeare
宁为聪明的愚夫，不作愚蠢的才子。－莎士比亚
名人名言：Genius is formed in quiet, character in the stream of life.-----Goethe
天才形成于平静中，性格来自于生活的激流。 -----歌德
Wherever valour true is found, truemodesty will there abound.-----W. S. Gilbert
真诚的勇敢，都包含谦虚。-----吉尔伯特
Life can only be understood backwards, But it must be lived forward.-----Kierkergaard
只有向后才能理解生活，但要生活好，则必须向
前看。 -----克尔凯郭尔
名篇经典
A Night Mooring By Maple
-----Zhang Ji
Moon's down ,crows cry and Frost fills all the sky. By maples and boat lights, I sleepless lie. Outside Suzhou Hanshang Temple is in sight. Its ringing bells reach my boat at midnight.
枫桥夜泊
-----张继
月落乌啼霜满天, 江枫渔火对愁眠。
姑苏城外寒山寺，夜半钟声到客船。
2008年帆板赛区-----
青岛 宣传词
Highlight Olympic Spirit and Culture.
弘扬奥运精神，传播奥运文化。
Green Olympics Green Qingdao.
绿色奥运，绿色青岛。
Meeting in Beijing Sailing in Qingdao.
相约北京，扬帆青岛。
Set Olympic Sails and Build Our Beautiful Home.
扬奥运风帆，健美好家园。
英语笑话：He Won
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
他赢了
汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？
约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。
汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？
约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。