一)
迪尼斯之旅(中英)
On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I and our two children devoted us wholeheartedly to the attraction. After three exhausting days，we headed for home.
佛罗里达州的迪斯尼乐园是一个迷人的地方。一次我和丈夫以及两个孩子前往旅游，我们全身心地沉醉在它的各种奇观之中。筋疲力尽地玩了三天之后，我们要回家了。
As we drove away, our son waved and said : "good bye，Mickey.”
当我们驱车离开时，儿子挥着手说道:“再见，米奇!”
Our daughter waved and said, "goodbye, Minnie.”
女儿挥着手说道:“再见，美妮。”
My husband waved, rather weakly，and said : "goodbye , money.”
丈夫也有气无力地挥了挥手，说道:“再见，美元。”
(二)
生财有道(中英)
Mother had decided to trim her household budget wherever possible, so instead of having a dress dry-cleaned she washed it by hand. Proud of her savings, she boasted to my father, "just think, Fred, we are five dollars richer because I washed this dress by hand.”
母亲决定尽可能地减少家务开支，于是她自己洗衣服，而不把衣服送到干洗店去干洗了。母亲很得意自己的节约之道，对父亲自夸道:“弗雷德，你想想，我们又增加了五块钱的积累，因为我自己动手洗的这些衣服。”
"Good，”my dad quickly replied. "Wash it again!”
“好啊!”我父亲立即答道:“那就再洗一遍。”
追问能不能再短一点
追答为钟表加油(中英)
There was a football game on TV last Saturday evening. 'The game was between a Spanish team and an Italian team. I sat in front of the TV at 7 o' clock, when the game just began. An hour later, my wife came to join me. She seemed to be absent-minded while she was watching the game. As the time clock showed one minute, forty一two seconds left in the game, she began cheering enthusiastically, "come on一get going”Since she had never been a football fan，I looked at her in surprise and asked which team she was cheering for. "Neither,” she replied. "I' m cheering the time clock on.”
上周六晚上电视上有场足球赛，是西班牙队对意大利队。七点钟，球赛刚刚开始，我就坐到了电视机前。一个小时后，我的妻子也过来和我一起看球。她看的时候仿佛心不在焉。当记时器显示比赛还剩一分四十二秒时，她开始异常的热情起来，“加油，快!”因为她从来就不是个球迷，我吃惊地望着她，问她为哪个球队加油。“哪个也不为，”她答道，“我在给钟表加油。”