第2个回答 2009-12-29
Two Lines In Heaven
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.
God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines.
One line for the men that dominated their women on earth
and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women.
Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter."
Said and done, and there are two lines. The line of the men
that were whipped was 100 miles long,
and the line of men that dominated women, there was only one man.
God got mad and said. "You men should be ashamed of yourselves.
I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates.
Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud.
Learn from him! Tell them, my son,
how did you manage to be the only one on that line?"
The man said, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."
世上的每一个人都上了天堂 神说 :
" 要男人分成两队 , 一是在世上控制女人的男人 ,
另一是被女人鞭打的男人 .
另外女子自成一队 , 跟着圣彼德去 ."
队伍列好后 , 一是被女人鞭打的 ,
有 100 英里长 , 一是在世上控制女人的 ,
仅有一人 .
神生气的说 :" 你们男人应该感到羞耻 ,
我按照自己的形象创造了你们 ,
而你们被女子鞭打 . 看看 , 我唯一的儿子 ,
站着使我骄傲 . 你们应该向他学习 .
告诉他们 , 儿子 ,
你如何成为唯一站在这一队上的 ?"
这男子回说 :" 我不知道 , 我太太叫我站在这的 !"
Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top.
" What's in your box?" asked the friend.
"A cat," answered Mrs Brown. "You see I've been dreaming about mice at night and I'm so scared! This cat is to catch them."
"But the mice are only imaginary," said the friend.
"So is the cat," whispered Mrs Brown.
猫和老鼠
布朗夫人去拜访一位朋友，她拿着一个顶部扎满了小眼儿的盒子。“盒子里装的是什么？”朋友问道。“一只小猫，”布朗夫人回答说，“你知道我晚上睡觉总梦见老鼠，我非常害怕。这只猫可以抓住那些老鼠。”“可老鼠都是假想的呀。”朋友说。“小猫也是假想的。”布朗夫人小声说道。
Did You Know Him?
At a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his highschool alma mater. One of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a particular vice principal.
"I sure was!" answered the host. "He's the biggest jerk I've ever met. Did you know him too?"
"Sort of," replied the guest. "My mother married him last Saturday."
你认识他吗？
在朋友家的一次宴会上，主人提起一位高中时的校友。一位客人问他读书期间，某位副校长是否也在职。
“当然了，”主人答道。“他是我见过的最大的混蛋。你也认识他吗？”
“有点认识，”客人回答。“我妈妈上周六嫁给了他。”