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Question

翻译韩寒一座城池里面的节选文字，高手帮忙：
结完钱，我叫上一辆小面，去往城里最繁华的酒店。小面是我在车站附近芸芸众面之中挑选的翻新情况比较良好的一辆。因在来到这里前，我也做了一阵子倒车生意，对眼前一字排开的面的之新旧程度有着很深的理解。我知道我选的这辆很可能车况还不如边上没翻新且在言语间还不断掉漆的那辆，不过还是毫不犹豫地选择了外表美丽的。男人啊男人，都是这样！罢了，反正只要能到目的地就行了。上车前我问好司机，谈好十元车费，颠颠簸簸地终于到了那个地方，下车顺手给了司机十块钱。
司机说：“老板，怎么才十块啊？”
我问：“那要多少？”
司机说：“老板，这么远怎么也要三十啊！”
我说：“这不是说好的吗？”
司机说：“先把你骗上车再说嘛，我在敲诈你懂不？”
我愣了一下，回想数十年光阴，没碰到过那么直接而坦诚的人。我说：“我服了你，不给怎么样？”
司机说：“不给我削你。”
我一听是东北来的，马上掏出三十，说：“我服了我服了。”
定下脚步，环顾四周。他奶奶的，这是哪里？！我叹了一口气。周围的建筑是那样中国、那样随意，高的高，低的低，新的新，老的老，自顾自。我定在原地忽然无限悲伤。

在生活的所有事中，我最讨厌的就是到陌生地方和吃陌生东西。这让我感觉自己像一个无知的知识青年假装四处漂泊。而这两样东西比较起来，我更讨厌到陌生地方，因为这必然要让你吃陌生东西。
我到了酒店的大堂，用酒店的公用电话拨了一个号码。我问：“健叔，你在几零几房间？”电话里的声音随即把我训斥了一顿，说我怎么没说完就把电话挂了，“你当我们来度假 啊，哪有闲钱能住几零几！我住在旁边的长江旅馆。”
我说：“你住几号啊？”
那头说：“你进来就知道了，一共两间房。”
我出了大堂，看见健叔说的长江旅馆。这旅馆一看就知道是原来的民房改造的，还是一所老民房。旁边已经被花花绿绿的夜总会包围了，很明显是全县拆迁工作中的最大钉子户。
我进了门，看见一个大妈正在登记。最让我吃惊的是，在简陋无比的前台上居然挂了一个世界时钟，这钟比刚才那酒店里的还大，能显示的地区更多，光光是中国，就有拉萨、重庆、北京和台北四个城市，到了世界范围甚至还有毛里求斯时间。
我开玩笑说：“这钟够气派。”
老太太说：“旁边的要拆我房子，我不让。我不光不让拆，我还开酒店，要和他们竞争，要抢他们生意。你看看我这钟，比他们的要气派多了。”

Answer 1

"I call on the finish, a little face to the most prosperous city, the hotel. Little face is nearby the station I choose among all the face of renovation is good. In here, I also do a while back to the business, the sight of a word and have a deep understanding. I know I choose the likely as not renovated on condition in words and constantly off the car paint, but had no hesitation in beautiful choice. Man is man, so! Just anyway as long as to the destination. Before I get regards about good driver, ten yuan fare, and finally to the local lumbered, conveniently to the driver ten dollars.
The driver say: "boss, how just ten?"
I ask: "that much?"
The driver say: "boss, so how far will thirty!"
I say: "this is not to say good?"
The driver said: "first you cheat on say, you know, I at blackmail?"
I stumbled briefly recalls decades time, haven't met so directly and honest. I say: "I admire you, don't give?"
The driver said: "don't give I cut you."
I listen to the northeast is come, immediately took 30, said: "I took my serve."
Set steps, look around. His grandma, where is this? ! I sighed. The surrounding buildings in China, that is, the lower the high, low, new, old old, selfish. I suddenly infinite sadness in place.

All the matter in life, I hate is to eat something strange strange place and. It makes me feel like a foolish young intellectuals pretended to drift. But these two things I hate compared to the strange places, because it will let you eat something strange.
I arrived in the hotel lobby, the hotel is a public phone dial number. I ask: "uncle, you in few zero several room?" The voice on the phone at scolded me, saying I didn't say that finish hanged a telephone, "you when we came on holiday, which has some extra money to live! I lived in a zero beside of the Yangtze river."
I say: "you live number?"
The head to say: "you know, a total of two rooms.
I saw the lobby, the Yangtze river uncle said nutrilite hotel. This hotel is a modification of the original houses, or an old houses. Beside the club has been colourful, obviously is the biggest nail the demolition work.
I entered the door, and saw an aunt is registered. What surprised me most was that in front of the humble unexpectedly put up a world clock, it is just that hotel is big, can display area, China is more, they are studied.by Lhasa, chongqing, Beijing and Taipei city, the scope of the four time and Mauritius.
I joked: "this clock enough air."
The old woman say: "I will open next house, I don't. I just don't let let down, I still open to compete with them, hotel, want to rob them. You see me this business than they should, air much."

Answer 2

Han Han a translation of excerpts from the text inside the fortress, expert help:
End knot of money, I'm on a small plane, to Wang Chengli most prosperous hotel. Facet is my public face near the station Among the renovation of the comparison among the selection of a good one. Because before coming here, I have done for a while reversing business lined up in the right hand side of the Xinjiuchengdu have a deep understanding. I know that my election is likely to Driving Status Zheliang not as good as the edge of language did not renovate and continually Diaoqi between the retro, but still did not hesitate to choose the look beautiful. Man ah man, are like this! Fills anyway, as long as the destination on the list. I say hello on the front of the vehicle driver, to talk about a good ten-dollar fare, Britain bumps toss to finally come to that place, get off smoothly to the driver ten dollars.
Driver said: "Boss, how only 10 ah?"
I asked: "How much is it?"
Driver said: "Boss, how have 30 so far ah!"
I said: "It's not that good?"
Driver said: "You lied to get on the train should first say Well, I do not blackmail you understand?"
I froze a moment, looking back a few decades your time and do not come across so direct and honest person. I said: "I have served you and how not to like?"
Driver said: "Do not give me cut you."
I hear it is to the northeast, and immediately took out 30, said: "I served my clothes."
Set the pace, look around. His grandmother, this is where? ! I sighed. Around the building is so Chinese, so random, high-high, low, low, new, old and new old, self-serving. I set in place all of a sudden an infinite sadness.

All the things in life, I most hate is to strange places and eat strange things. It made me feel like an ignorant intellectuals who pretend to four adrift. This compared with two things, I hate to unfamiliar places, because this will inevitably make you eat strange things.
I went to the hotel lobby, with the hotel's public phone dial a number. I asked: "Kin-tert, you have a few zero few rooms?" The phone voice of a meal immediately reprimanded me and said how I did not finish hung up, "you when we come to vacation ah, how could spare cash to live a few zero few! I live in the Yangtze River next to the hotel. "
I said: "You live in a few number ah?"
Apart, Wang Dan said: "You come to know, a total of two rooms."
I am out of the hall and saw that the Yangtze River health-tert-hotel. This is a hotel to see that transformation of the original houses, or an old houses. Next to the nightclub has been surrounded by colorful, it is clear that the demolition work of the county's largest nail households.
I entered the door and saw an Aunt is registered. Surprised me the most is that, in extremely simple actually hung up on the first stage, a world clock, this clock was more than just a hotel of even greater extent, can show areas of more VIS China, there is Lhasa, Chongqing, Beijing and Taipei, four cities, to the time around the world and even Mauritius.
I jokingly said: "This bell enough style."
The old lady said: "The next plan to tear down my house, I do not allow. I not only let those structures, I also opened hotels, wants to compete with them, to grab their business. You look at my clock to style more than their the. "

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Answer 3

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Answer 4

End knot of money, I'm on a small plane, to Wang Chengli most prosperous hotel. Facet is my public face near the station Among the renovation of the comparison among the selection of a good one. Because before coming here, I have done for a while reversing business lined up in the right hand side of the Xinjiuchengdu have a deep understanding. I know that my election is likely to Driving Status Zheliang not as good as the edge of language did not renovate and continually Diaoqi between the retro, but still did not hesitate to choose the look beautiful. Man ah man, are like this! Fills anyway, as long as the destination on the list. I say hello on the front of the vehicle driver, to talk about a good ten-dollar fare,
Britain has finally come to bump toss in that place, get off smoothly to the driver ten dollars.
Driver said: "Boss, how only 10 ah?"
I asked: "How much is it?"
Driver said: "Boss, how have 30 so far ah!"
I said: "It's not that good?"
Driver said: "You lied to get on the train should first say Well, I do not blackmail you understand?"
I froze a moment, looking back a few decades your time and do not come across so direct and honest person. I said: "I have served you and how not to like?"
Driver said: "Do not give me cut you."
I hear it is to the northeast, and immediately took out 30, said: "I served my clothes."
Set the pace, look around. His grandmother, this is where? ! I sighed. Around the building is so Chinese, so random, high-high, low, low, new, old and new old, self-serving. I set in place all of a sudden an infinite sadness.

All the things in life, I most hate is to strange places and eat strange things. It made me feel like an ignorant intellectuals who pretend to four adrift. This compared with two things, I hate to unfamiliar places, because this will inevitably make you eat strange things.
I went to the hotel lobby, with the hotel's public phone dial a number. I asked: "Kin-tert, you have a few zero few rooms?" The phone voice of a meal immediately reprimanded me and said how I did not finish hung up, "you when we come to vacation ah, how could spare cash to live a few zero few! I live in the Yangtze River next to the hotel. "
I said: "You live in a few number ah?"
Apart, Wang Dan said: "You come to know, a total of two rooms."
I am out of the hall and saw that the Yangtze River health-tert-hotel. This is a hotel to see that transformation of the original houses, or an old houses. Next to the nightclub has been surrounded by colorful, it is clear that the demolition work of the county's largest nail households.
I entered the door and saw an Aunt is registered. Surprised me the most is that, in extremely simple actually hung up on the first stage, a world clock, this clock was more than just a hotel of even greater extent, can show areas of more VIS China, there is Lhasa, Chongqing, Beijing and Taipei, four cities, to the time around the world and even Mauritius.
I jokingly said: "This bell enough style."
The old lady said: "The next plan to tear down my house, I do not allow. I not only let those structures, I also opened hotels, wants to compete with them, to grab their business. You look at my clock to style more than their the. "