第1个回答 2011-02-10
He Won
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
他赢了
汤姆:约翰尼,你小弟弟好吗?
约翰尼:他害病卧床了。他受了伤。
汤姆:真糟糕,怎么回事儿?
约翰尼:我们做游戏,看谁能把身子探出窗外最远,他赢了。
迟了
在地铁里,一位男子发现扒手正在掏他的钱包,便幽默地说: “老兄,你来晚了!我今天虽然领 了薪水,但我太太下手比你快 多了!”
3, late
In the subway, a man found pickpocket is cutting his wallet, and humorously said: "man, you came to night! I today although took salary, but my wife lay more quickly than you!"
情书
小伙子在给女朋友的信中写到:“爱你爱得如此之深, 以至愿为你赴汤蹈火。星期六如不下雨,我一定来。
4, love letter
Guy in the letters to his girlfriend wrote: "love your love so much, that would like to give you go through hell. On Saturday as it does not rain, I'll come.
为您保密
甲:”这件事我只告诉你一人,请你千万为我保密。" 乙:”放心,不但我要为你保密,我还要告诉大家都来为你保密。”
6, for your confidential
A: "this matter I just tell you one person, you must the secret for me." B: "trust, not only I want secret for you, I will tell everybody to be secret for you."
第2个回答 2011-02-12
Anne对Sobn说:“你是猪。”Sobn说:“我是猪才怪!”从此Anne就叫Sobn猪才怪,终于有一天,Sobn忍不住当着众人的面对Anne吼道:“我不是猪才怪!”
译:Anne to Sobn said: "you are a pig." Sobn said: "I am a pig just strange!" Anne is called from Sobn pig just strange, finally one day, Sobn unbearable worked as people's face Anne roar a way: "I am not a pig just strange!“