《 荆珂刺秦王》
旁白(Aside )/介绍(Introduction)： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this
crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by
crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman剑客 and was sent to kill king
of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened
at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.
Action I
太子丹(上,掏出镜子梳头,做自恋状)：Mirror, mirror,
tell me, who is the most pretty man in
the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! (面对观众) I’m Prince
Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying
Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I
am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?
阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.
太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most
beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!
阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill
YingZheng~~~(作杀状)
太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century?
Talent!(二十一世纪最需要的是什么,人才!然后拍阿三肩膀,做赞许状) Good idea! But who is the right
candidate?
阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss
LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the
world.
太子：Well, show me the winner
as soon as possible, OK?
阿三：Yes.
追问有长点的吗？不够10分钟啊。😲😲
追答 荆轲
Are you Li mochou?
李莫愁
Yes.
荆轲
OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’
world.
李莫愁
Are you challenging me?
荆轲
Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意
李莫愁
Come on!
音乐起
两人冲上前来
“人在江湖漂啊,哪有不挨刀啊,一刀砍死你啊,两刀砍死你啊.”
李莫愁倒地
荆轲大笑
李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?
荆轲: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we?
(赢一个人需要理由么,不需要么,需要么?)
李莫愁：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never
know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right.
荆轲再次大笑
太子丹上(抱拳)：How are you?
荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you?
太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”?
荆柯：Sure!
太子丹：How are you?
荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?
太子丹晕倒