I don't even know that woman 我又不认识那个女人 A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman siting on a bench, passionately kissing. "Why don't you do that?" said the wife. "Honey," replied her husband, "I don't even know that woman!" 中文 ： 一对在公园散步的夫妇注意到坐在长凳上的那对年轻男女正在热烈地接吻。 “为什么你不能那样做呢？”妻子说。 “亲爱的，”她丈夫回答，“我又不认识那个女人！” Who do you think you are? 你以为你是谁？ Who do you think you are ? The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn’t let him aboard. It is too crowded, they shouted. who do you think you are? I am the driver. he said. 你以为你是谁 ？ 公共汽车上很挤，当又一个人还是试图上车时，乘客们不让他上。 车上太挤了，他们喊道，你以为你是谁？ 我是司机！他说。 A note: aboard: adv.在船(飞机、车)上, 上船(飞机、车)prep.在(船、飞机、车)上, 上(船、飞机、车). on board:到船上, 在船上 go aboard: 上船 (上飞机等) All aboard! 请上船[飞机、车],都上来! 我从英语笑话网里找的，不满意的话，你可以进去看看，多的要死
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