Jack started going to a new school this year.At first he did not have mamy friends.Many people laughed at him because he was taller than everyone else.They call him the giant.He is so tall that the school had to buy a special desk and chair for him.When he walks down the hall,students say,Hey,Jack!How is the air up there?Jack does not mind being tall,although sometimes he wishes he wishes he were not so different form his classmates.One day,Jack decided to join the basketball team.The team needed tall players,after all.It turned out that Jack was a really good basketball player.He helped his new school defeat all the other schools.His classmates came to watch him play.Soon everyone knew him.Overnight,he made a lot of new friends.Now Jack thinks it is great to be tall
“Could you tell me where the ladies’washroom is?”an old lady asked the air hostess preparing lunch at the back of the plane. “Yes,Madam,”she smiled and said. “It is right at the front.”The old lady walked all the wayto the front.Whwn she open the door and saw four men in it,she went out immediately.After she walked about five sters and looked up at the sign on the door,she smiled and went in. “Oh,did not you find it,Madam?”the hostess asked when the old lady returned a short time later. “Yes,I did.But there were four in the front washing television.”The hostessheard this and puzzled for a moment,and then both laudhed.