超好笑的英语笑话 带翻译

Question

不要太长 大约两分钟就能讲完就行了 越好笑越好 谢了

Answer 1

A teacher was asking a student a lot of questions but the student couldn't answer any of them.The teacher then decided to ask him very easy questions so that he could get a few right.
"Who was Beethoven?'"She asked.
The student thought for some time and then answered,"A king".
"No,he was a musician,"the teacher said.She was getting a little angry now,but she was trying not to show it.
The she asked,"Who was the first president of the USA?"
The student thought for a long time,but he didn't say anything.Then the teacher got very angry and shouted:"George Washington!"The student got up and begin to walk towards the door.
"Come back!"the teacher said."i didn't tell you to go."
"Oh,I'm sorry."the student said,"I thought you called the next student."

一位老师在问她的一位学生很多问题,但这位学生一点儿也答不上.最后老师决定问他一点简单的,让他能答上几题.
老师问:"谁是贝多芬?"
那位学生想了一会儿,说:"一个国王."
"不,他是一位音乐家."老师说.她已经有点生气了,但她竭力不让自己表现出来.
然后她再问,"谁是美国的第一任总统?"
那位学生想了很长时间,最后没能说出来.老师非常生气地大叫:"乔治.华盛顿!"学生站起来,想走出门口.
"回来!"老师说,"我没让你走!"
"哦,对不起."学生说,"我以为你叫下一个学生的名字."

Answer 2

The new teacher
After school ,Georage went home on the first day of September , "Georage do you like your teacher ?" Asked his mother ,"I don't like her ,mother , because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six ,too ”

新老师

放学后，Georage回到家，在9月的第一天。“Georage，你喜欢你的老师吗？”他的妈妈问。“我不喜欢她，妈妈，因为她说，3加3等于6，然后她又说，2加4也是6”

Answer 3

It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.
"Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
"That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.

适逢圣诞节，法官审讯犯人时表现仁慈。
他问：“你为什麼被起诉？”
被告答：“过早购买圣诞节物品。”
“这不算犯法，”法官回应，“你有多早购物？”
犯人应道：“在商店开门之前。”!!

Answer 4

He Won

Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
他赢了
汤姆：约翰尼，你弟弟好吗？
约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。
汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？
约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。

Answer 5

　　英文原文：
　　A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."

　　中文翻译：
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”本回答被网友采纳