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最搞笑的英语笑话
有哪些有趣
的英语笑话
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1.Whydidthetomatoturnred?Becauseitsawthesaladdressing!2.Whatdoyoucallafakenoodle?Animpasta!3.Whydon'tscientiststrustatoms?Becausetheymakeupeverything!
4.Howdoesacircusrunoutofmoney?Thelionseattheaccountants
!5.Whywasthemathbooksad?Becauseithadtoomanyproblems!6.Whatdoyoucallabearwithnoteeth?A...
有哪些
英语
小
笑话
?给我来十个(越短越好)
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1、英语笑话(一) 老师在黑板上写了一句:
Time is money.并让同学们翻译。有名学生答道:“汤姆是玛丽
。” 小明上英文课时跟老师说:May I go to the toilet? 老师说:Go ...
经典
英语幽默笑话
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经典英语幽默笑话一:
Early ShopperIt was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner.
"What are you charged with?" he asked. "Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant. "That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were ...
令人喷饭
的英语幽默笑话
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令人喷饭的英语幽默笑话
1、机场工作人员问:Who are you flying with?(你坐哪家航空公司?)我答:Myself。对方大囧,一笑之后补充
:Which airline?An airport staffer asked me "Who are you flying with?" and I said "Myself." He was surprised and then laughed, adding "Which airline?"原...
英语幽默
短
笑话
10篇
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英语幽默短笑话1.
Mike:Mum,I want to watch TV.Mum:There is no electricity tonight.Mike:Then let's watch TVwith a candie
on.迈克:妈妈,我想看电视。妈妈:今晚停电了。迈克:那我们就点着蜡烛看吧。英语幽默短笑话2. The Fish Net "Can you tell me what fish net is made, ...
我要5个
搞笑
大约50字左右
的英语
带翻译的
笑话
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医生懂得多 一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院.他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说:"我想他伤得很厉害."医生说:"我怕他已经死了."听到医生的话,这个男人转动着头说:"我没死,我还活着."妻子说:"安静,医生比你懂得多."2.A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God...
经典
英语
冷
笑话
12篇
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经典
英语
冷
笑话
:小心有狗! As a stranger entered a little country store, he noticed a sign warning, "Danger! Beware of dog!" posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register. "Is that the dog folks are supposed to bewar...
史上
最幽默的英语笑话
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史上最幽默的`英语笑话一:Wife talking to her husband,who reads newspaper all day: I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily 史上
最幽默的英语笑话
二:Bert took his Saint Bernard to the vet(兽医)."...
经典短
英语幽默笑话
大全?
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and never, everexercise."“我每天抽三包烟,每周喝一箱威士忌,吃高脂肪食品,而且从来不曾锻炼。”"Wow, that's amazing," says the woman.“哦,真神奇,”女士说。"How old are you?"“你高寿?”"Twenty-six."“二十六。”关于短
英语幽默笑话
控制女人的男人 Two Lines In Heaven ...
求
英语笑话
带翻译3-5则
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1.A. Do you know how to spell pig? 你知道怎么拼写pig吗?B.yes, it's p-i-g . 是的,是p-i-g。A.no, it's p-u-g.It's u, no I .B.no, it's I.A.yes, it's u .B.no, it's I A. hey man, i say you, and you say i.这个
英语笑话
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